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10/27/2010

Law and Lawyers Quotes & Quotations

        
           *   A good lawyer is a bad neighbor

           *   A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than
                a hundred men with guns.

           *   Young lawyers attend the courts, not because
                they have business there, but because they have no business.

           *   When the 30 years-old lawyer died, he said to St. Peter:
                " how can you do this to me?, a heart attack at my age,
                I am only 30 "?.
                Replied St. Peter: " when we look at your total hours billed
                we figured you were 95".

           *   Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.

           *   Lawyers are the only person in whom ignorance of the
                law is not punished.

           *   A man who never graduated from school might steal from
                freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates
                as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad.

           *    Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

           *    The good lawyer is the great salesman.

* ghi chú: sưu tầm by Hollyanngo